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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:01
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you realize people believe that story about Taylor Swift? Do you not say it is satire?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Apple quietly makes running Linux containers easier on Macs - ZDNet
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Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
The Strait of Hormuz is a vital route for oil. Closing it could backfire on Iran - AP News
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Why do you think they're treating Diddy worse than Tate? Is it because of racism?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Trump insults Powell again as another top Fed official joins the call to lower interest rates - CNN
So they tried
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